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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:09
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is your daily motivation and does it work?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Pure Orwell: Europe condemns Iran for attacks on its own territory - Responsible Statecraft
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Harvard doctor lists 6 cancer causing foods: What are their alternatives - Times of India
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
watchOS 26 adds new wrist flick gesture for these Apple Watch models - 9to5Mac
So they tried
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)